I'm Super, Thanks For Asking

Wow, what a feeling. I can't concentrate and do it again, but I just flew around the room. It was the most bizarre and awesome experience ever. I floated up, did a few laps and touched back down. I feel like a goddamned superhero.

Actually, I kind of am a superhero, aren't I? I don't know where my powers come from, but I have one. Flying is a superhero power. Fuckin-a. I'm a superhero. I can't believe I didn't think of it before. That's great.

What does that mean? What do I do now? What exactly do superheroes do? I wish there were some, so I could ask.