Dude Totally Stole My Style

As I see the posters going up around town for this brand-spanking new Hollywood film with a major movie star (which is totally going to suck), I can't help but wonder where my royalty check is. Okay, so maybe I'm not as well known as some of the other super heroes, your Batmans and Hulks and everything, but I know about likeness rights from a little movie called Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, and I have the phone numbers of at least two lawyers. At least, I had them in my old phone. Maybe I can find some of that stuff they sent me when they lost my house in court.